don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
Kesha is Very Important to me
I remember a time when I told on these two boys in middle school for gesturing themselves slitting their wrists at me in response to me dressing “emo.” The counselor was appalled and lectured them on Columbine but then she turned to me and was like “you know maybe they just like you and wanted to get your attention.” I mean at the time I was pretty “what the fuck that’s dangerous” but now I’m at an even bigger what the fuck now like what the fuck.
I interviewed a young anthropologist working with women in Mali, a country in Africa where women go around with bare breasts. They’re always feeding their babies. And when she told them that in our culture men are fascinated with breasts there was an instant of shock. The women burst out laughing. They laughed so hard, they fell on the floor.
They said, “You mean, men act like babies?”"